• Jenna C. Kwah
  Not sure what it was, but she had it
• Paige Turner
  She was well read
• Agusta Wind
  She blew it
• Frank N. Stein
  What a monster
• Svetaslov "Svetty" Balzac
  Used a lot of talc
• Owen D'banque
  Died penniless
• Penny Wise
  Was a pound foolish
• Otto Moe Beal
  Ran out of gas
• Justin Case
  He was always prepared
• Jaun Duran Roun
  Lost his way
• Barbie Q. Souse
  Known for her great taste
• Len U. Money
  An interesting man
• Colin Klentz
  Felt empty inside
• Ken Dillon Kake
  Never missed a birthday
• Bob N. Weaver
  No one could hit him
• Peter Pantze
  Had bladder control issues
• Leif Russel
  Loved to walk in the woods
• Roland D. Haye
  Loved by everyone
• Eve N. Stevens
  Didn't owe anyone anything
• Donny Geddit
  Just couldn't understand